I love you Liz Lemon
Sara McKenna, a former Marine, became pregnant during a brief relationship with Bode Miller, an Olympic skier. While seven months pregnant, she moved from California to New York to go to school, leading a judge to scold her for “virtually absconding with her fetus.” Now, the fight for custody of their son has become “a closely watched legal battle over the rights of pregnant women to travel and make life choices.” (via bebinn)
What? Is this a joke? Tell me this is a joke.
In your defense, I should know better.
I love this damn show so much.
I am simultaneously giddy and terrified.
WHY DO WE NEVER TALK ABOUT THE FACT THAT FOR THE PAST 15 YEARS IN A SMALL TOWN IN ALASKA THE MAYOR HAS BEEN A CAT
”He doesn’t raise our taxes - we have no sales tax. He doesn’t interfere with business,” said Lauri Stec “He’s honest.”
and he oNLY drinks water from a wine glass
A town decided that a cat would be a better mayor than people
“He’s good, probably the best we’ve had,”
"More scratching under my chin but no tummy rubs there shall be a fine for perching higher in the room than I my salary must be paid in catnip the park will be renamed municipal litterbox where is my tuna I get to use everyone as a scratching post in exchange for free parking get me the town council I want to snuggle quiet I am purring I AM THE MAYOR "
obsessing over shows I don’t even watch to the point of sitting in my car for an hour reading fanfic for a show I DON’T WATCH instead of driving home after a very long day at work and then thinking about that fic FOR A SHOW I DON’T WATCH every twenty minutes for days and days and all because the link to the fic for A SHOW I DON’T EVEN GODDAMN WATCH came up on my feed several times THANKS TUMBLR YOU’VE RUINED MY LIFE
OH MY GOD